Funny conversations in retail store


Some “funny” conversation in store between staff and customers

Scenario 1

S: Is that your card?

C:  Yes

S: Sorry Sir, the card belongs to a woman.  And there is no signature at the back of card.  We can’t accept it.

C:  My friend authorised me to use her card.

S:  Might be it’s ok if your friend was the owner of the bank.

C:  I used it everywhere.  No one asked

S:  Other people broke the law.  It doesn’t mean we would do so.

C kept blaming S troublesome loudly……….. and threw the card to S and yelling ” I gave you business”

Poor thing, think money is everything.

Scenario 2

A group of young guys coming to store after a “young leadership conference”.

S: we will help you to set up and activate the phone.

C: You meant “jailbreak”?

S:  You are asking jail guards helping you to escape from jail?

C:  But I have to pay for the apps if not doing so.

Can’t believe it’s from the mouth of  a “young leader”.  Can tell the future of that country from these “young leaders”

Scenario 3

C:  You will help me downloading music and movie right?

S:  You can download it from online stores

C:  Does it costs?

S:  of course

C yelling at S angrily : You don’t understand and don’t know what I am asking.

Who is the one not understand?

Scenario 4

C: Will it have problems through immigration?

S:  Sorry I don’t know the rules of your country

C:  How come you don’t know?  You should know that!

S:  Sorry I am not working for immigration department of your country.

C looked angry after hearing the answer.

Why people expect others know their country’s immigration rules while they know nothing about it?

Scenario 5

S:  Can I use XX card for payment

C:  Sure.

S:  How will the bank charge me?  How much will they charge me?

C:  Sorry.  You have to ask your bank for details.  I can’t answer that on behalf of your bank.

Salesman should be Mr. Know everything again

Scenario 6

A customer was patting the shoulder of a staff who was conducting a workshop

C:  How much is it?

S :  Sorry,  would you mind going downstairs to try those devices?  We are having lesson here.

The customer spoke in his language and asked the staff to reply in his language too.

The staff repeated it in the customer language.

C:   How much is it?

S:  You can try and have all details and price downstairs (in customer’s language)

C:  How much is it?

Some customers just so ego centric, can’t understand what is happening around.

 Endless funny scenarios.  Well, not pinpointing or stereotype people from a specific country though all of them are from the same country.  I do think most of them really need to act more civilised.  

4 thoughts on “Funny conversations in retail store

  1. Some people think the world revolves around them just because they are paying money. Dealing with the public can be a truly stressful/demanding job. I feel sorry for those who probably get it the worst – the complaint department.

  2. LOL, the last one must be mainland chinese. And wow, what have the chinese people become? It’s all about stealing isn’t it… geez, it’s like their legal right to steal music and movies!

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